The Wild Corvid Chase

Bluejay's bird's-eye view

Any resemblance between the above views and those of my
employer, my terminal, or the view out my window are
purely coincidental. Any resemblance between the above
and my own views is non-deterministic. The question of
the existence of views in the absence of anyone to hold
them is left as an exercise for the reader. The question
of the existence of the reader is left as an exercise
for the reader. (A discussion of non-orthogonal, non-
integral polytheism is beyond the scope of this article.)